why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story
you are though—its called your life
shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day
but those are your demons
i am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch ass comment you just made
oh no I’ve already seen all of orphan black
oh no oh no
I thought I had put a small piece of marinated chicken on my fork, but then I put it in my mouth and it turned out to be warm pineapple putting on a masquerade and I don’t think I’ve ever been this disappointed
being able to pause an embarrassing scene on a TV show or a film kind of ensures that it’s going to take ages for me to finish it
ϟ 95) When Teddy was an infant, his hair turned color to match that of the person he wanted to hold him. This worked well when he wanted his godfather, which was often, but it became incredibly confusing when he sought a Weasley. There were many hasty rounds of pass-the-baby-because-dear-god-stop-the-crying.
What about when his hair turned pink and they could do nothing about it :’(
what have you done
you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?
Someone just called me “fuckable”. Is that a compliment or…