chokingjoffrey:

chokingjoffrey:

what do you call a semi cool vegetable

radish

A job interview, an evening of boardgames, and a date coming up in the next two days! Oh, boy.

captainhanni:

i love planet earth and the fact that is an actual real creature

thenimbus:

heather-m00ch:

Shrek Barbie is my fashion icon

How in gods name is this a real thing
liquorsexandtattoos:

2 years later still the dumbest shit i ever seen
hatethyvidya:

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

princess-peachie:

The sound of a rabbit snoring.

My therapist just told me a joke.

nehoynehoy14:

lilysinthefall:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

i don’t get it

I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting